The first few minutes of this one were pretty telling though:īasically, a mad scientist throws Bibleman in a dungeon and is all “Aaaaah! No longer will you spread that ridiculous TRUTH!” (Actual quote, for those of you not brave enough to press play on that video.) Then Bibleman starts praying, and suddenly he is sitting around with some kids. I tried to watch some actual episodes of Bibleman on YouTube, but they’re honestly REALLY difficult to get through. I CAN’T EVEN FEEL ANYTHING ABOVE MY STERNUM ANYMORE.” “I AM TRYING TO HOLD MY HEAD SIDEWAYS SO I DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS SPILL OUT. The book I purchased in high school is merely a “Collector’s Edition” merchandise item to advertise the series of DVDs and live performances. I learned from the book that Bibleman has a sidekick named Cypher, has lots of evil enemies like “The Prince of Pride” and “The Master of Misery,” works out of the basement of a classic stone manor, and is basically an Evangelical Christian spin on a cross between Batman and The Ambiguously Gay Duo.īut Bibleman was not actually a book franchise. I was overjoyed, and bought this book for $7: My friends and I had some time to kill in a mall, stumbled into a Christian bookstore, and there was a large cardboard display advertising a strange purple super hero. I first became aware of Bibleman while on a fieldtrip in high school.
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